Saturday, October 15, 2005

Saturday, 1st Week: M is for...

...Matriculation: the word on the lips of everybody in Oxford today: student, don or resident. What is this strange word, you ask? Well, simply put, it's the entrance ceremony here at Oxford University. Even more simply put, it is a most bizarre experience...

Firstly, yes, there is Latin. But there is not much Latin. I counted two sentences. One was the Senior Dean saying (roughly) "These are the new students at the University." The Vice-Chancellor then replies by saying (very roughly) "OK, I accept them into the University. They must follow the University's rules and stuff."

Before and after this briefest of exchanges, there is lots of hat-waving and doffing. At the start of the ceremony, the Vice-Chancellor arrives behind a man carrying a staff, accompanied by the organ. He waves his mortarboard in the general direction of other important-looking people, and makes his way to a lectern. We sit. The Latin bit goes here. Then, the briefest of addresses welcoming us to the university. We stand. More hat-waving, and the Vice-Chancellor departs (again with Staff Man leading the way). And that is it.

And of course, through all of this we are in sub fusc - that is, academic dress (as ably demonstrated by friends of mine, left). Note the mortarboards are held, not worn - such an act is a finable offence! (At least, so rumour has it.)

And that was matriculation, Michaelmas 2005. And then, the photographs. Oh! the endless photographs.

Actually, the photographs themselves took no time at all. The waiting for the photographs is what got me (and all of us). Here's another photograph. I was getting a little fed up of both fighting my way past tourists, and having my photo taken by them... plus these people seemed really nice. So I turned the tables on them, and took their photo for a change!

Whilst in the hour-long (or more!) queue for the individual photographs, we took some unofficial subject photographs. With great difficulty, we managed to collect all the Computer Scientists together in one place, and fit them all into a single photograph... I'm the one with the less exciting hair, and I don't normally look that evil (apart from when I do my Emperor Palpatine impersonations). Enjoy.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

1st Week, Sunday: Free Food For Freshers!

It occurred to me last night that I've probably eaten about twice my body weight in free food since I arrived in Oxford...

  • Thursday - President's Dinner (3 courses, free)
  • Friday - Curry with college parents (free for the "children"!)
  • Saturday - OICCU freshers' dinner
  • Sunday - CU breakfast, free lunch from St. Aldate's
Tomorrow - free lunch at college. I like studentdom.

Today, visited St. Aldate's church - the first of three or four I'd like to try before settling somewhere. Worship was excellent (led by Martyn Layzell, of published-songs-that-we-sing-at-Cosham-sometimes fame), and it seems a really great place.

Anyway, today was the one and only RAGstonbury at SJC! The best and biggest free music festival to be held today at St. John's! My college "parents", Kelly and Steve, were one of the better acts (see photo)... and the ukelele man (I think his name was James) will go down in the history books.

Apparently, I might actually have to go to things called "lectures" tomorrow. I wonder if there's food there...

Friday, October 07, 2005

0th Week, Friday: Freshers' Fair

What madness that was... a ridiculous number of stalls for all manner of societies. Most of them were foreign societies - the Polish Society, Indian Society, and probably even the Abydos and Tulak Societies. (SG-1 fans, you'll get this. Everyone else, well... tough.)

Free stuff list:
  • The Oxford Student (newspaper)
  • Blackwell's mug
  • Blackwell's term planner
  • The new Oxford Tube inflatable cushion
  • Oxford Tube pen
  • Royal Bank of Scotland mug
  • RBS sweets
  • RBS pen
  • RBS bottle opener
  • SpecSavers keyring bottle opener
  • Toshiba keyring bottle opener (I get a pattern here...)
  • Vouchers to get The Guardian cheap (though the JCR buys it in anyway!)
  • UV security marker pen
Plus an approximately infinite amount of paper (yay! more paper!) offering free or cheap things, telling me when things are, or not telling me very much at all.

I'm hungry.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

0th Week, Thursday: A New Blog

Well, today my computer was connected to the network for the first time. And for the first time I have a fast Internet connection! I measured it as 1.6Mbps. Nice.

It's incredible how much paper is distributed in the first few days. How many trees per student, I wonder? And *every* Fresher gets a copy of a 1141-page book entitled "Examination Regulations 2005"... If you've read it, don't tell me how it ends...

Met loads of people, including several from the CU here. Had a debate with one of them about which Star Wars film is best (V, by a narrow margin from III. Controversial? I will return to it in time...)

There's only one other guy doing Computer Science, and he's right across the hall from me (well, through a few doors... I'm not going to try and explain the geometry of the Tommy White building).

This evening is the President's Dinner for Freshers... time to get my suit out. Not cap&gown time yet though!

Life is pretty manic right now, but with Freshers' Week it's to be expected. SJC is a really great place, everyone is friendly (everyone I've met at least) and they like watching Neighbours. No, really.