Saturday, February 25, 2006

Saturday, 6th Week: In Pictures - Pro-Test

11.30am, Broad Street: and there's a pro-test in progress. News and media reporters abound too - note the boom mic

Strictly heterosexual police horses watch from a distance

Young and old - from students waving placards to gentlemen in suits, the Pro-Test drew the crowds

Note to SPEAK: This is what co-operation with police means... you might like to try it sometime.

What a pun it turned out to be... my throwaway gag becomes immortalised on T-shirts

Final score (according to BBC News) : Pro-Test 600 - 150 SPEAK. Build the lab, and ALF leave us alone.

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Thursday, 6th Week: A Happy Bunny

I am not.

The ongoing ChoicesUK at War saga continues to be ongoing... In fact, their latest estimate is the 6th March. Did they politely E-mail me to tell me this? No. I phoned them up. Thankfully, there were no automated phone systems to contend with; in fact, the support department at ChoicesUK are brilliant, some of the best I've encountered. It's a shame the stock control department don't match them. So, "problems with the distributer for all the games" mean I have to wait...

THE 6TH OF MARCH! I'll almost be leaving Oxford by then! So here's what I'll do: I'm cancelling my order with ChoicesUK. I'm ordering instead from CD WOW!, who have been reliable in the past. It's a few quid more expensive, but at least I'll get it while I'm still at the delivery address.

Thursday, 6th Week: HAZOP

As promised, an extract from an earlier conversation on IM. Edited slightly to keep it on-topic. Pay close attention to the timestamps: yes, this conversation really did last that long.

(16:23:02) A@LU: what does 'HAZOP' stand for anyway?
(16:23:22) A@LU: you can tell i love hazard analysis lectures :P
(16:23:36) James@SJC: "Have A Zany Organised Party"?
(16:23:45) A@LU: hmm
(16:24:08) James@SJC: "Hello All, Zebidee's On Painkillers"?
(16:24:26) James@SJC: "Here Are Zee Other Plans"?
(16:24:40) James@SJC: Shall I go on?
(16:24:46) A@LU: no
(16:24:59) A@LU: i shouldn't have got u started... :P
(16:26:17) James@SJC: Hand a zoo over, punk.
(16:26:36) James@SJC: Hot and zticky? Oh, please!
(16:26:46) A@LU: eeew
(16:26:53) James@SJC: OK, so that one doesn't really count.
(16:27:16) James@SJC: How about, zoos on parade?
(16:27:33) A@LU: it's 'Hazard and Operability' apparently
(16:27:45) A@LU: and u haven't covered zebra yet
(16:27:55) James@SJC: I was just getting to that
(16:28:13) James@SJC: Hey! Alarm! Zebra over perimeter!
(16:28:30) A@LU: indeed
(16:29:10) James@SJC: Hey, Andrea. Zee omnipresent parallelepiped.
(16:29:50) A@LU: hmm
(16:30:20) James@SJC: How are Zeke's only parents?
(16:31:19) James@SJC: Hit a zebra on Parks Road. (Ish.)
(16:33:10) A@LU: bored yet?
(16:33:43) James@SJC: No
(16:34:50) James@SJC: Has any Z-axis only points?
(16:35:32) James@SJC: Ha, although zoologists ordinarily perish.
(16:35:59) A@LU: Has a zebra orthoganol pointers?
(16:36:08) James@SJC: lol
(16:36:41) A@LU: rather 'orthogonal'
(16:37:36) James@SJC: Her awful zpelling omits plenty.
(16:37:50) A@LU: indeed
(16:38:01) A@LU: but that's no a proper word either
(16:38:46) James@SJC: Has anyone zoomed over Portsmouth?
(16:38:52) A@LU: not me
(16:38:54) A@LU: :(
(16:39:40) James@SJC: Favourite character in Neighbours?
(16:39:47) James@SJC: Harold and Zeke, or Paul
(16:39:58) A@LU: Harold accidentally zipped over Percy
(16:40:00) A@LU: :P
(16:40:04) James@SJC: OUCH!
(16:40:11) James@SJC: That *IS* a hazard!
(16:40:20) A@LU: hehe
(16:40:48) James@SJC: Holistic anthropologist zookeepers own Paris.
(16:42:10) A@LU: Hungary's airspace zone owes precipitation
(16:42:28) James@SJC: Has anyone zeen our penguin?
(16:42:58) A@LU: me is too cold
(16:43:07) James@SJC: That doesn't fit with HAZOP
(16:43:14) A@LU: i know
(16:43:26) A@LU: was just telling you :P
(16:43:47) James@SJC: Hot? A'z oppositely placed.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Wednesday, 6th Week: Room Ballot

It's a political, tactical, "sexually frustrated" (as the Kretch put it) time of the year... the JCR Room Ballot is concluding this evening with the Remainder Ballot - that is, anyone who's not a finalist or in a house.

I wanted a nice North Quad B-grade. I got a nice North Quad B-grade, with the bonus that it's a JCR grade C+, giving me a critical edge in next year's ballot (when I'll be on the Finalists' Ballot... scary!) - I told you it was tactical!

Well, a brief check suggests I will indeed have a mobile phone signal there; whether or not I'll get a DTT signal is undecided. I can always rig up a MythTV backend somewhere high up, if a friend has a higher room... try doing that with your Media "Center" PC without getting a headache or a nasty letter from your bank manager. It's ground floor, which should stop Mum complaining about having to climb lots of stairs.

More later, including an interesting conversation about HAZOP... wait and see...

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Saturday, 5th Week: The End Of 5th Week - Almost!

Well, last time I made an "end of 5th Week" post, it all went downhill from that point... not taking chances here, though so far 5th Week Blues haven't arrived.

Speaking of things that haven't arrived: am I happy with www.ChoicesUK.com? No. No, I am not. On the 21st January (that's nearly a month ago) I pre-ordered a copy of the excellent-looking Star Wars: Empire At War PC game, which was released yesterday in Europe (Thursday in the States).

Now, a bit of back story: originally, ChoicesUK has the release date as the 10th February. No idea where they got this from, everywhere else in the known universe was correctly giving the 17th as the right date. So, lo and behold, on the 10th I receive an E-mail telling me that "due to circumstances beyond our control, the despatch of this product has been delayed." Fair enough, though they don't tell me when they expect it to be dispatched.

ChoicesUK's pre-release policy says that "when you pre-order a title that has not yet been released we aim to deliver it to you on the release date." Which would be the 17th, right? Uh... no.

Seeing that my order had not been processed by mid-afternoon, I sent an E-mail enquiring as to when I might expect to receive the game. Credit where credit is due, the response was extremely quick (in fact, only three minutes!); but not the one I wanted. In fact, I learn that " The product is currently delayed until the 23rd of February." Why? They didn't say. Later that day, I received yet another generic "this product has been delayed" E-mail.

So, I wait for Thursday to arrive... and hope it doesn't get stolen by Rebel spies while in transit...

A scary moment earlier today when I used my last teabag. A quick trip to Sainsbury's relieved the tension, and I have a cup of tea on my desk right now. (Since I was ill during 4th Week, my tea consumption has been cut dramatically... time to make amends.

This last teabag was used to prepare a cup of tea for my mum, who came to visit with my sister today. Catherine seemed to be more impressed with the internet connection than with the architectural jewels of the City of Dreaming Spires. I have taught her well.

No tutorials in 6th Week; my tutor is away in Germany. Gives me a chance to catch up on the work I had hoped to catch up on during the equally tutorial-free 4th Week, which I was unable to do thanks to the "hyperflu" that Andy, fellow CompSci-in-crime, seems to now be suffering from.

Roll on 6th Week!

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Tuesday, 5th Week: Let Valentine's Day be an n-dimensional vector space over R

A Love Poem for Valentine's Day

Your linear transformations are to me
As flower petals on the vector space tree
Your kernel surely must be small
As with your rank you best them all

Friday, February 10, 2006

Friday, 4th Week: Palm IR Hotsync on Linux

Not the most gripping of post titles, I admit, but for those who have been trying it's good news...

I finally got my Palm syncing with KPilot via my IrDA dongle. I'm fairly certain that the USB connection is iffy, though it's only HotSync that fails with USB, and other software works fine over the connection. Oh well, I've had it too long for it to still be under warranty. IrDA is slower, but it still works!

OK, so here's the setup: I have a SigmaTel USB IrDA dongle. This makes it a tad more involved than with a serial one. First, a few modprobes (as root, of course): irda-usb, ircomm, and ircomm-tty need to be loaded. Then an irattach irda0 -s connects everything up. Telling Kpilot to listen to /dev/ircomm0 then allows the Palm to sync!

It sounds so simple, and I've tried so many things so close to this before. I actually found out by trying to find some software that would let me download stored SMS messages from my phone, and trying that via ircomm0. It worked. I thought, "Hmm. That hasn't happened before" and the connection was made!

This week I also got a nice shiny new leather case for my Palm, as the original flip cover has split quite badly. It's lasted ages, to be fair! So now my PDA has a leather jacket. It opens the "wrong" way (with the PDA on the left and the flap on the right), though this does give somewhere to rest my hand while I use the stylus.

So I guess you could say it's been a pretty PDA-centred week. It wouldn't entirely be true - if anything, it's been illness-centred and hopefully Christ-centred, being mission week - but you could say it nonetheless...

Friday, February 03, 2006

Friday, 3rd Week: The power of (a play on) words

Protest.

Pro-test.

See the subtle difference there?

OK, some background. You may have heard about the new medical research lab being built in Oxford (actually, just a stone's throw away from where I am now). Animal rights groups, ALF and SPEAK (whom I deliberately group seperately) have been organising regular protests against its construction. The Cherwell has several reports on the nature of the protests; in addition to these legal protests, several Oxford colleges have had their boathouses burnt down; and recently Oxford Architects suffered several acts of vandalism at the hands of the ALF.

A recent ALF statement read: "This is just the beginning of our campaign of devastation against anyone linked in any way to Oxford University. Every individual and business that works for the University as a whole is now a major target of the ALF. We must stand up, do whatever it takes and blow these f****** monsters off the face of the planet." (My asterisks).

Oxford students are, to tell the truth, not impressed, and certainly not intimidated. On a recent trip to Oxford, the boyfriend of an Oxford student decided to take a stand. Read his blog post here. One of the comments in reply to this post was from myself - and in it, I happen to make the pun as detailed above. I wasn't quite expecting for it to become the name of a new, pro-lab protest movement, Pro-Test!

SPEAK are seemingly worried: in response to the formation Pro-Test they published an article that, rather than addressing the issues on the table, decided to instead launch a personal attack on Pro-Test's founder. I'm not going to dignify it with a link from here.

The first Pro-Test Protest is scheduled for the 25th February.

In other news: I want to program using this language.

Thursday, January 19, 2006

Thursday, 1st Week: Neighbours Crash Latest

All here at SJC are saddened by the continuing events in the Bass Strait off Tazmania. A website has been set up at http://users.ox.ac.uk/~sjoh2340 to give information about the known survivors of what the police are calling a "suspicious" crash. The Neighbours following in the TV room wish to pass on to the families of those affected - to Harold, Janelle, Karl and Extras - as well as their friends and neighbours - our thoughts and prayers at this difficult time.

Susan HAS to survive! Her and Karl are still in love... and they both know it...

On a serious note - the first in this post! - it's worth a comment about the reactions to such an event that people have. Harold, a Salvation Army member and re-committed Christian, could be criticised as being naive for suggesting "They're all OK". Many people would react in anger, as Karl did: "What does God say, Harold? Did He tell you why He lets Isabelle survive and not Susan? This God of yours, in all His infinite wisdom!? If ever I needed any evidence there's nothing out there, this is it."

Harold's reaction to this time of crisis is the right one: committing himself to prayer. However, the prayer he prays serves not as a petition to God, but as a way of simply making himself and those with him feel better:

"Dear Lord, we pray for the lives of our families and our friends. Please, we know you'll look over them, you'll protect them and send them back to us safely. Amen."


Being a Christian does not mean living a trouble-free life. Jesus himself said, "If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross and follow me." (Matthew 16:24, Mark 8:34). The latter half of Revelation depicts Jesus holding a scroll, while a multitude of "natural" and supernatural disasters occur on Earth. I don't understand the mystery of suffering: but I do know that God is in control. Nothing that happens on Earth will ever catch God by surprise. This is not saying that God causes such suffering; but God can use suffering in order to change us - that is, his followers - to be more like him. The Psalmist says,
"For you, O God, tested us;
you refined us like silver." (Psalm 66:10)

But Harold heads straight for his Protector in this time of crisis, because he knows that is where he will find refuge. He will find God's peace - and it will be a struggle for him to get there, in the days ahead (I haven't read any spoilers, but I'm fairly confident). And there are times in our lives when we do struggle to be in God's presence; times when even the most committed Christian finds it hard to pray. These are the times when it's important to be around our Christian friends and family, for the support and prayers we know they will be able to give. (Cue Harold's Salvo friends?)

Karl's argument is difficult (even impossible) to explain away. But in his emotional outburst is a flawed argument which can be seen in the harsh light of day: First he blames God for what has happened, and that Susan is still missing; then he uses this to "prove" that there is no God. How can God be blamed for something if he doesn't exist?

Susan is a wonderful person. Izzy... well, she's Izzy. It is clear that Karl is both still hurting from what Izzy has done to him, and still in love with Susan. And human nature is slow to forgive, and our love imperfect. But take a look from God's point of view: Both Izzy and Susan are His creations. He loves them both equally - despite the wrongs of their lives. It's the same love that, back in the real world, is offered to each one of us today: a love so powerful that it was willing to sacrifice Jesus, who was "by very nature God", that he should take the punishment due to us for our own wrongs.

So the message to Karl (should Susan be confirmed dead and not found next episode) is: God is grieving with you at the death of His child, whom he loves. But trust in Him - and you will find the comfort that only He can give.

The message to Harold is: Trust and know that your God has not abandoned you. He is your strength, your protector, your fortress. Though all around, waves come crashing down - Christ the Rock does not move.

The message to you, the reader, is: Do you know that you are loved by the living God? Loved so deeply that he was prepared to lay aside his majesty by coming to Earth, humbling himself and becoming "obedient to death - even death on a cross." In fact, " This is how we know what love is: Jesus Christ laid down his life for us." (1 John 3:16)

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Tuesday, 1st Week: On DRM and all that

This came out of a conversation I was having on IM last night. Thought I'd share it with the world, as it's quite close to my heart. Firstly, the conversation, minus any names.



(22:49:54) ###########: :P i like windows media player. i find it easy to use for my purposes

(22:50:47) James@SJC.Linux: Yes, but under the hood there's a lot of stuff I disagree with on a lot of levels. I think a lot of what they're doing ("they" being MS, as well as the major record/media companies) is very wrong. *I* want to control what I can and can't watch or listen to. I don't want some major company doing that for me. If I buy a DVD, why shouldn't I be able to watch it how I want?

(22:52:19) ###########: that doesn't really bother me, but i don't have the 'under the hood knowledge' like u do

(22:52:52) James@SJC.Linux: If you pay money to buy a Westlife CD, you have the right to listen to it. Agreed? (The whole issue of why you'd pay money to listen to Westlife is another matter!) ;-)

(22:53:37) ###########: :P yes, i have the right to listen to it

(22:54:13) James@SJC.Linux: Exactly. Not, "I have the right to listen to it on a particular CD player", or "I have the right to listen to it for thirty days from date of purchase and then it will wipe itself". Or even worse, "I have the right to listen to it on a particular *company's* CD player". Do you see where I'm coming from?

(22:55:33) ###########: yes, but still, i don't experience that problem, or any equivalent problem

(22:56:23) James@SJC.Linux: Not yet, but that's where we're headed. The capability is just about there, it's just when they decide to start using it. And there's a lot of legislation going through the EU right now. I don't want that to be the future of digital media. If you could only play Sony/EMI CDs on Sony CD players, [Sony employees] would get a lot more commission but people would complain in a big way. And we could very well see exactly that happen with computers very soon.

I really do have some grave concerns about the future of digital media. The scary thing is - most people, like the very good friend I was talking to tonight, have little or no knowledge of what "Digital Rights Management" (or, as it has been frequently termed, Digital Restrictions Management) could mean. A very scary thing is that people don't care. They don't care because right now, it just works. They can download music, video, play it on Windows Media Player, or in iTunes, maybe move it to their iPod or Pocket PC, and they see no problem.

I think the Sony CD analogy above is quite a representative one. For the people who own Sony CD players, there's no problem. They expect (rightly) any CD they buy can be played in their Sony hi-fi. They do not care about the issue because they do not see an issue. (This is not an attack on Sony or their customers!)

I'm on the other side of the fence. As you can probably tell from the above, I don't run Microsoft Windows, but a Linux distribution, Kubuntu. (To use the CD player analogy: I don't use Sony, I use a CD player made by a small, independent company.) One of the problems, and it's digital rights related, is this: technically, it could be illegal for me to watch my DVDs on my computer.

I'll explain. Most DVDs use a copy-protection device, an encryption so that it can be viewed but not copied. The trouble is, you need to decrypt the disc in order to watch it. On Microsoft Windows, and as far as I know on Mac, this isn't a problem: you have WinDVD, PowerDVD, or whatever (commercial) program to watch DVDs with. No problem so far. But, the code used to decrypt a DVD for watching can also be used to decrypt it for copying. With commercial software, that's not a problem; the company writing the software buys the right to use the decryption code (essentially) and includes it in their program. The end user (viz. you and me) never see the source code, so the decrypt is quite safe.

Most Linux programs are open-source. This means that, unlike with commercial programs, you can actually download a copy of the programming code used to create that software. You can also (if it's released under the GNU Public License) actually rewrite as much or as little of that program as you want. Use bits of its code in your own projects. You can see the issue here: if you release the DVD decryption code as open-source, then anyone can get their hands on it and the encryption is useless.

Thing is: I need to be able to install a copy of that decryption code to be able to watch my DVDs. This I have done. libdvdcss is the name of the package that is essential to watching DVDs, and you won't find it in any Linux distribution. In order to protect themselves from possible legal action, the big players in the Linux world (understandably) do not include this library in their packages. You instead have to download it from elsewhere. This is, possibly, illegal.

Wait, wait - back up there. "In order to protect themselves from possible legal action" - for letting their users watch their own DVDs? What's gone wrong?

Microsoft's WMA and WMV formats, and Apple's AAC format - probably many more - all contain code that only allows certain devices or software to play the file. Again - if you use Windows Media Player for all your video and audio, not a problem for you. But not exactly fair competition, is it? If you just so happened to want to use software from someone other than Microsoft (say) - what if that software can't play your files, because of this DRM blocking? (And there is a high likelihood that software that can play it has used reverse engineering at some point - again, a legal grey area.) It's not just stifling competition - it's removing it. Windows Media Player comes installed by default on probably 98% of home PCs sold in Britain today - maybe higher. Why bother to install anything else, now you've put your favourite air guitar album on to your PC? If it won't work with other programs - why go to the effort?

And that, in my book, is not fair on the competition; and inevitably, bad for competition means bad for consumer. We've already seen this: the lack of real competition for over a decade to Microsoft's Windows OS has resulted in Windows XP. Sure, it has some good features. OK, the default settings make it look like it was designed for a three-year-old (or maybe by one?) and the focus on tasks, rather than tools, is not to my liking - I like to be able to control options, not just click a button and have something come out close to what I want. But that's not the point.

Since XP was released, there have been countless security updates. Googling for 'xp security updates' returns about 18,900,000 pages (that's pages not updates - not even Microsoft could be that bad!) If anyone has a definite count, please let me know. And that's just the security updates - not the non-security updates that maybe you need to stop your computer from crashing every five minutes.

When you bought XP (if you did - and if you bought a new computer with it preinstalled, you did), you were supposed to be buying a finished product. Coded, compiled, packaged, and on the shelf ready for you to buy. I bet you didn't think it would be delivered in instalments.

Some updates are inevitable. But if you bought a new car, and you had to take it back to the garage about once a month (if not more) for them to tweak something; replace one of the instruments on the dashboard; change how you unlock the car; suddenly discover that if you're doing 50mph and you turn left too hard, the roof falls off... etc, would you be happy? According to the AA website, the Ford Mondeo has had 17 recalls in ten years. XP could probably clock up that many in a fortnight.

This isn't all Microsoft's fault (shock!). For a decade, there has been no real effective competition to their vision of the home computer (and it is a whole vision, not just an OS). PC users rarely cross over to Macs - will this change with the new Intel-driven Apples? Linux - of which, you will have picked up, I am a great fan - is still too fiddly for the average user who's grown up on Windows and used to everything being done for them. I have great respect for those few who find their way to the Kubuntu forums, switching from Windows to Linux - and, when things don't work exactly as they want, rather than throwing a tantrum and going back to MS, actually try and learn a bit about how things work in Linux, how to set it up the way they want. Those who persevere, rarely regret it.

But for many users they simply do not perceive a choice, nor the need to have one. The thing is, unless we work hard to make sure there is a choice - that digital media remains free - we won't have a choice but to follow with Bill Gates' vision of the digital home: your Windows PC streams WMV to your Windows Media Center (sic) box, which acts as your television (even though at present it's broadcast driver architecture (BDA) - the bit that lets it act as a TV, in essence - is completely messed up - and that's not just my opinion). Your Windows Pocket PC can get WMA audio streamed to it as well. Then maybe, one day, someone will say - "Hang on - surely there's a way I can do this?" And there won't be. Because it wasn't in Bill's vision (or it was coded badly and never works, more likely).

This vision of the future scares me. A future where, unless you follow a single company's way of doing things, you won't be able to listen to your CDs, watch your films, watch television. But the vision of the present - the present where this is happening, and nobody seems to notice or even care - that vision scares me more.

Monday, January 16, 2006

Monday, 1st Week: The Boys Are Back In Town

...actually, I was back in town last Wednesday (well, briefly on Monday). This is pretty much a sort of catch-up for the events of 0th week (the holiday, or 'vac', ceases to exist when you revert to Oxford reality).

So, 0th Week! The CU Houseparty to the Frontier Centre in Northamptonshire. A great couple of days away - good company, good teaching, good food (always important in any Christian context!), and an amusing walk past at least four "No Entry" signs (or similar). And mud.

Bought a couple of books from the bookstall (courtesy IVP!) - at the moment I'm reading Jesus Driven Ministry by Ajith Fernando. It's a very good book. I'd recommend it to anyone in any form of Christian leadership.

Got back to Oxford on Wednesday evening. Had to survive a whole 24 hours more without my computer, as this was being brought up on the Thursday by my parents. It's now up and running with the latest svn of MythTV, and with the signal booster I installed a few scant minutes ago I have now solved my reception problems with the three muxes I had trouble with. For some reason I can't get a lock on Sky (690MHz) without moving the aerial up a shelf; but if I do that, I can't lock on five (714MHz); and the bit error rate on the other muxes shoots up. Got to be something to do with the strange architecture of the Sir Thomas White building... and I see they're still transmitting on 554MHz, something to do with the mobile TV trials in Oxford using DVB-H. Can't watch it though... ;-)

Enough technobabble. There's plenty happening this term: hopefully my first laundry of the term will be less eventful than the last one. I'm using the Tommy White machines this time, just in case! Major protests by the animal rights lobby (or at least the yobs who claim to be on that side) are scheduled for this term. This was the scene on Saturday on Cornmarket Street: around 50 police and four horses (of undetermined sexuality), but no obvious protesters by this stage. Reports are that around 500 people turned out in the end. Some of them (it sounded like) were rattling the fence at the bottom of my staircase. The fence withstood the attack.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Friday, 8th Week: The End

5.00, and I had finally finished my first term at Oxford! This last week has been the busiest of all - last night I was up until 2, working. Mostly...

There is a tradition of the CU here that involves root vegetables. It started with Weetabix (I am aware that this does not fit the whole root vegetable theme) then moved to potatoes... And so, at midnight last night, I was creeping around the college planting onions outside CU members' doors, accompanied by Numbers 11 verse 15:

" We remember the fish we ate in Egypt at no cost—also the cucumbers, melons, leeks, onions and garlic."

Soph and Tim, who both prefer the KJV version, had specially-printed verses from that translation.

After I had returned to my room, I heard a slight rustling outside. After opening the door, I found I had been delivered some garlic... I immediately suspected Benj, my partner-in-vegetable-delivering-crime; he denied involvement, claiming to be in bed. However, the fact that he had hung the carrier bag I had given him on my doorknob at the same time was a bit of a clue...

Anyway, that was very early this morning. Since then, a vast quantity of events have occurred. These include, but are not limited to, the last 8am prayer meeting of 2005; bacon for breakfast in Tim's room; a lot of rain; a lecture and three tutorials; and my room being decimated by the process of packing everything, ready to move back to Portsmouth tomorrow.

Will I get any sleep tonight? Will I be able to fit everything into the boxes I have available? Will this rain ease off? Can I conclude without a question?

Other news - I hear my ex-girlfriend has a new interest. Which is fine, but why does she boast to me about him?

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

NEWS UPDATE: Laundry crisis

Early reports indicate that the laundry crisis is now resolved. At 16.10 today, I entered the North Quad Laundry Room and cried "They're free!" This is the sight that lay before me:

Note again the prominence of my jeans (foreground) and boxer shorts (top). A dinner shirt is also visible, though sadly no longer identifiable as such.

After extracting those items not suitable for tumble-drying (whatever good that will do after they've been immersed for 18 hours), the remainder of the items were moved to the TD for recovery. One non-tumble-driable item is the brand-new SJC Hoodie, essential wear for the Christmas holidays. The next user of Washing Machine One was said to be "a bit nervous" as she had heard of the dilemma.

Latest Pictures: Laundry Crisis


Clearly visible on the left is Washing Machine #1 of North Quad Basement. Contained within is my washing, still part immersed in water. Just visible at the bottom right of the row of LEDs (just left of the programme dial) is a flashing red light, signifying that there is a problem draining the water.











Here on the left, you can clearly see parts of my jeans, and indeed my boxer shorts, still trapped inside.





In reaction to this news: environmental groups may be pleased to note that I was washing at 40 degrees Celsius, and not 60 as some people do. Domestic Stores have been informed of the situation.

Tuesday, 8th Week: Laundry

BREAKING NEWS
Thirteen hours after my washing cycle began, my laundry is still trapped in the machine in North Quad. If anyone from Domestic Stores is reading this - please help!

It seems to be a drainage problem - water is not draining from the machine, and so it will not allow the door to be opened. More updates as things develop between lectures and tutorials today!

Sunday, November 27, 2005

Sunday, 8th Week: Time flies (or, Falling out the end of the Trousers of Time)

A little song to start us off:

"Seventh has come and passed,
The Oxford terms, they never last.
Wake me up, when Friday 8th Week ends,
Wake me up, when Friday 8th Week ends."

It's a wet start to my last Sunday in Oxford before the new year. But never mind - CU Breakfast in but a few short minutes (even here, it's fairly safe to approximate the passage of time in minutes rather than OxMinutes of Oxford Time) will help to wake me up.

Highlights of 7th Week have to include St. Aldate's black-tie Student Thanksgiving Dinner on Thursday (see right). The church was transformed into a sea of red, orange and yellow balloons, with around 250 students being extremely well fed with turkey, sweet potato and marshmallow (a strange combination for us Brits, but something I could get used to), and other food-type goodies.

More mundane matters: Tomorrow is the deadline for my Functional Programming practical work. Just as well, then, that it's already finished... I'm not looking forward to (last day of term) Friday - as it gives our tutor a chance to set a marathon of tutorials to catch up on any sheets we've missed. (What do I mean when I say sheets? Take a look for yourself: you can get some of them at http://www.maths.ox.ac.uk/~earl - and enjoy the wonder of calculus!)

Yes, it's not the traditional lazy last week of term - this is an Oxford term, and the work keeps going until the bitter end (literally, 6pm of the Friday...) This time next week, I'll be getting ready to go to my home church for Catherine, Katherine, Rachel, Lisa and Anna get baptised. What a service to come home to!

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Saturday, 5th Week: The End Of 5th Week!

It is true what they say about 5th Week. It's all true. 5th Week Blues are almost unavoidable... but I have survived!

It's been a very long week. It already seems like I've been here for years - at least three of which have been this past week. I slept until 11.30 this morning - late even for me! Tonnes of work at the beginning of the week, but somehow managed to get it mostly done on time.

An amazing week spiritually, too... We've started 10.30pm prayer meetings in the chapel. It's been challenging, encouraging, and many other adjectives ending in ing. I'm sure I remember telling someone that I'm sure I've learnt more about God in the past five weeks than I have about computers, and it's pretty much true.

For one reason or another, I haven't been to bed before 1am most of this week - and with 9am lectures, that's never a good thing. 6th Week should be easier: our tutor is in Europe, so we only have one tutorial. (We'll regret this come the last day of term, when we have a solid afternoon to catch up...)

Music news: Delirious?'s new album came through the post today. The Mission Bell is almost completely different in sound to World Service. I read somewhere: "Where World Service was about grace, The Mission Bell is about mission... a call to arms". My personal favourite tracks are Solid Rock and Now Is The Time; lyrics from which I will leave you with.

"Now is the time for us to shine,
Shine with the face of Christ divine;
No compromise, for all heaven cries,
Now is the time."

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Tuesday, 4th Week: Sacrifice



(Right) I had to say goodbye to a close friend.






(Left) Too late to turn back now... or is it?








(Right) Goodbye, old friend.









Saturday, October 15, 2005

Saturday, 1st Week: M is for...

...Matriculation: the word on the lips of everybody in Oxford today: student, don or resident. What is this strange word, you ask? Well, simply put, it's the entrance ceremony here at Oxford University. Even more simply put, it is a most bizarre experience...

Firstly, yes, there is Latin. But there is not much Latin. I counted two sentences. One was the Senior Dean saying (roughly) "These are the new students at the University." The Vice-Chancellor then replies by saying (very roughly) "OK, I accept them into the University. They must follow the University's rules and stuff."

Before and after this briefest of exchanges, there is lots of hat-waving and doffing. At the start of the ceremony, the Vice-Chancellor arrives behind a man carrying a staff, accompanied by the organ. He waves his mortarboard in the general direction of other important-looking people, and makes his way to a lectern. We sit. The Latin bit goes here. Then, the briefest of addresses welcoming us to the university. We stand. More hat-waving, and the Vice-Chancellor departs (again with Staff Man leading the way). And that is it.

And of course, through all of this we are in sub fusc - that is, academic dress (as ably demonstrated by friends of mine, left). Note the mortarboards are held, not worn - such an act is a finable offence! (At least, so rumour has it.)

And that was matriculation, Michaelmas 2005. And then, the photographs. Oh! the endless photographs.

Actually, the photographs themselves took no time at all. The waiting for the photographs is what got me (and all of us). Here's another photograph. I was getting a little fed up of both fighting my way past tourists, and having my photo taken by them... plus these people seemed really nice. So I turned the tables on them, and took their photo for a change!

Whilst in the hour-long (or more!) queue for the individual photographs, we took some unofficial subject photographs. With great difficulty, we managed to collect all the Computer Scientists together in one place, and fit them all into a single photograph... I'm the one with the less exciting hair, and I don't normally look that evil (apart from when I do my Emperor Palpatine impersonations). Enjoy.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

1st Week, Sunday: Free Food For Freshers!

It occurred to me last night that I've probably eaten about twice my body weight in free food since I arrived in Oxford...

  • Thursday - President's Dinner (3 courses, free)
  • Friday - Curry with college parents (free for the "children"!)
  • Saturday - OICCU freshers' dinner
  • Sunday - CU breakfast, free lunch from St. Aldate's
Tomorrow - free lunch at college. I like studentdom.

Today, visited St. Aldate's church - the first of three or four I'd like to try before settling somewhere. Worship was excellent (led by Martyn Layzell, of published-songs-that-we-sing-at-Cosham-sometimes fame), and it seems a really great place.

Anyway, today was the one and only RAGstonbury at SJC! The best and biggest free music festival to be held today at St. John's! My college "parents", Kelly and Steve, were one of the better acts (see photo)... and the ukelele man (I think his name was James) will go down in the history books.

Apparently, I might actually have to go to things called "lectures" tomorrow. I wonder if there's food there...